I didn't want to derail the LOST thread.
This will come as a surprise to no one, but I find the whole concept of donkey punching to be ridiculous and gross. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you don't actually want to do this, but how is this even funny? "I want to punch someone in the face while having sex with them, ha ha!" HILARIOUS.
Yes, yes, I should lighten up.
It's not the heat, it's the stupidity
I believe the punch goes to the back of the head, not that ive ever done it though
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would it be easier for you to take if i would have said
'I don't want to donkey punch kate's character, I just want to choke the hell out of her character.'
'da f**k is dat? SH*T!'
Josh: "I want to punch someone in the face while having sex with them, ha ha!" HILARIOUS.
"I want to punch someone in the face while having sex with them, ha ha!" HILARIOUS.
Yeah, dude... it's a punch to the back of the skull. Ha! I bet you feel pretty dumb about that whole "ridiculous and gross" comment now, huh?!?
You should lighten up, Josh.
I'm going to back up the sentiment, though. At least to say that I don't "get" the casual vernacular of the kids these days.
Before you know it, people will be donkey-punching gay retards... and I won't have the slightest idea what they mean by that.
A donkey punch has nothing on a dirty sanchez.
I am also highly skeptical that either of these activities occurs with enough frequency to merit the need for a colloquial phrase.
And yeah, Daryll, you're a stitch. Ha ha.
Don't know if anyone here watches 'Californication' (Seasons 1 and 2 were ok..), but David Dutchoveny does get punched in the face during sex (with a minor I'll add) and I did laugh. Maybe that makes me a sexist.
Nah - I think it's equal-opportunity blech. I'm also willing to concede that being the father of a daughter makes me find a whole lot of things in life less funny than I used to.
GG: A donkey punch has nothing on a dirty sanchez.
Makes for a great 1-2 combo though... My "fatality" finishing move includes "the spiderman".
Yep, Josh is officially a square now.
I had to look the spiderman up on Urban Dictionary:
GG: I had to look the spiderman up on Urban Dictionary: 1. Spiderman buy spiderman mugs, tshirts and magnets When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days. Yeah so i nutted in my hand... And i was all like "PLAH SPIDERMAN!!!" And then she was all like "WHAT THE...?" And i was all like... "shhhh baby, the game's back on."
You're welcome.
Razor Shines: Yep, Josh is officially a square now.
Has this been in question any time in the recent past?
[or perhaps ever?]
Call me a prude, but I think nothing expresses lovemaking quite like an Angry Dragon
Again, what's with making up names for elaborate manuevers that have never actually happened, anyhow?
Obviously, you've never been to Scobbs's.
hmmmm ......... a Donkey Punch
courtesy of Senor Wong
GG:And i was all like "PLAH SPIDERMAN!!!"
I'm probably a terrible person for finding this funny.
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Alaskan Pipeline, anyone?
Josh: Again, what's with making up names for elaborate manuevers that have never actually happened, anyhow?
Newman: Josh: Again, what's with making up names for elaborate manuevers that have never actually happened, anyhow? Because, when you envision them, they are funny. Just picture the spiderman one. If you can't laugh whilst picturing that, then you probably don't laugh at much of anything.
My favorite is the "Dolphin". Look it up.
I'm fine with the ones that don't involve biting or punching anyone.