Progress thus far:
females #1- 5: " I totally love your music and would love to try out for your band!"
Robert: "Cool! So would you like to get together to discuss things further or come to our studio for a tryout?"
females #1-5:
Robert: "Hello? you still there? "
females #1-5:
Robert (2 weeks later): "anybody? hello...."
females #1-5:
Robert: WTF??
You break strings...I break keys!!