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I snort-laughed at the Spiderman thing.  Now I just have to hope Dan isn't reading this thread, cause if he sees that....

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I don't know where I heard about it, but I there's a maneuver called the Superman.  The guy whacks it and shoots on his lady's back and then sticking the sheet to the product.  The thought is that the sheet will stick and the lady will get up and be wearing a cape.  It always makes me laugh and I do threaten to do that to the wife every now and then.  She finds the whole concept so ridiculous that it amuses her as well.

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this thread needs more pictures

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Superman would probably work but I think it would first need some drying time, otherwise the sheet may just slide off.

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Chica!:

Superman would probably work but I think it would first need some drying time, otherwise the sheet may just slide off.

I missed the most important part.  You're supposed to do this while she's sleeping.

 

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Well, then it sounds like no-fail hilarity.  I hope that the action of someone spooging on my back would make me wake up.  Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't.

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Chica!:
  I hope that the action of someone spooging on my back would make me wake up

Weird, it doesn't seem to ever disturb GG.

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Chica!:
  I hope that the action of someone spooging on my back would make me wake up

Weird, it doesn't seem to ever disturb GG.

That's because he's perpetually sticky.

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bukkake bros

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GG replied on Mon, Feb 8 2010 21:27

Now listen...

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Chica!:

Well, then it sounds like no-fail hilarity.  I hope that the action of someone spooging on my back would make me wake up.  Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't.

I found a pr0n video of dude setting up his camera on what seems like a bedside table, jerking off, and blasting on his sleeping girlfriend/wife's face. She definitely wakes up.

I giggle every time I watch it. I'll try and remember to post the NSFW link when I get home.

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Ether replied on Thu, Feb 11 2010 18:25

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I found a pr0n video of dude setting up his camera on what seems like a bedside table, jerking off, and blasting on his sleeping girlfriend/wife's face. She definitely wakes up.

 

The 'Ninja Assassin' ?

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