Seeking true hard metal musicians for the hardest metal ever!!!

We are forming the best and hardest metal band ever!!! you must be great at your instrument and be a true hardcore personality. you will be asked to have sex with a sheep at your audition to prove your hardcorenessabilty (male or female). we will rock the world!!! we are gonna make lemmy look like richard simmons!!!  we drink a lot!!! and do a lot of drugs!! rock rock rock!!!! yeahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

you're all worthless and week!!!!

chick rock rules:

you're all worthless and week!!!!

I call shenanigans on this post.  Everyone knows that a TRUE metalhead would definitely use the incorrect form of "your".

What Republican mind warp think tank did you come from?

any true metal head is wayyyyyy republican!!!!! look at GW killing and burning the world wooooo hoooooooooo!!! now that's hardcore :O)