What he should have said is...
"I guess they remembered that players like me are a dime a dozen, and they'd be better off bringing up a young guy, instead of keeping my 31 year old dirtass around.
Wait...what's that you say? I'm being designated for assignment already? You just called me up May 11th!!
Oh well, I'll just have to get the Twins back by having a good game against their Triple A affiliate, Rochester I guess."
It's true - Cleveland called him up 5/11, and demoted his ass on 5/16 already. Ha!