Band looking for non-dedicated musicians who don't play that well!!! If you're not non-dedicated do not contact us!

Hi this is Justin, or John Douglas your choice.  Me, and my friend are trying to start a band, he plays the keys with his pointes, and I "sing," and try to play the guitar.  We are looking for non-talented musicians, if you're a drummer, and you feel that you can keep a beat threw out a whole song, stay the fuck away from us.  Also looking for a bass player, who has a hard time fingering the strings...maybe complains a lot, whatever, just suck!

contact me if you're interested.

Justin.

 What is the point of this post, and why are you so angry?

 GOOFBALL

 Do I need to have a bass or amp?  Can I just use yours?  And if not why the fuck not?  God!  Besides all we ever do is fuckin sit there and talk.  Blah, blah, blah.  Could we play some fuckin music now?  Oh and I need some new strings too.

Lol, I'm not angry... I'm being serious here.

Hashbrown:

 Do I need to have a bass or amp?  Can I just use yours?  And if not why the fuck not?  God!  Besides all we ever do is fuckin sit there and talk.  Blah, blah, blah.  Could we play some fuckin music now?  Oh and I need some new strings too.

Hashbrown you're perfect for the job!...  I don't have an amp, but I can borrow my dads, and we'll just play without the missing strings for now.

 Fine but i want gas money for practice.  Also I can only practice for a half hour a week at 2:30 am on tuesdays.  Otherwise forget it.

thanx for the entertainment guys!  effin hilarious