"Topic: My wife is cheating on me. I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I ask her who called she gets evasive. Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry. A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my guitar amp. That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really happening. I said "Sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes into the venue and who she comes in with". He agreed. Saturday night came and I slipped behind my vintage Marshall JMP MKII 50W half stack to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 3. Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician? Thanks Very Concerned"
Found this on another forum....
A fat man never goes to bed hungry.
Indeed, got a hearty chuckle out of that one!
Too funny, made my day.
Most excellent indeed.
Immitation is the best form of flatery.
That is hilarious!
I was actually feeling really horrible for you for a second there
Wow..that is fantastic!
I don't get it. Isn't that what any self-respecting gear head would say?
This is horrible. How could anyone care more about an amp than their signifigant other???
The Drizzle: This is horrible. How could anyone care more about an amp than their signifigant other???
Hey, I do! I say if you can loan your amp, you can loan your wife. It would be nice if the guy asked though...
You try and find the original Peavey 5150 in a good condition. A wife is easier to replace. There are about 3 billion women on the planet. There are only a few thousand 5150's. You do the math!