MAY 31st COOKOUT/KICKBALL THEN PIRATE PARTY!

Zis right now is the king.  He pops it right over people's heads no matter how far back they get.

By "right now" you must mean "forevermore."

Zis' kickball ability is fucking frightening. I wish the fields by your place had fences, Topher. It'd be fun to watch Zis homer the traditional way. Then again, it's always pretty funny watching the poor sap in left field have to chase down the moonshot that just came off his (bare) foot. That guy's an animal.

Topher:

Zis right now is the king.  He pops it right over people's heads no matter how far back they get.

 Incorrect.  He screws you over by going over your head if you stand at a reasonable or even slightly recockulous distance back and kicks it shorter if you play way way way far back.  He's is the kickball king.

Topher:

Zis right now is the king.  He pops it right over people's heads no matter how far back they get.

 What are you takling about.....tea bagging, again?

LexTalionis:

Topher:

Zis right now is the king.  He pops it right over people's heads no matter how far back they get.

 

 What are you takling about.....tea bagging, again?

Yea...um, it could be taken that way.  yikes

yeah i've seen poor chia run into the street or in the field after crazy kicks.  i think the teams should be divided smokers vs smokers. *cigarettes that is*  or drunk vs not buzzed.

I've never tried to play kickball, but I assume I suck, which is why I never play.  I lack co-ordination, so I'm thinking there would be a whole lot of missing the ball when I try to kick it!

Caz:

I've never tried to play kickball, but I assume I suck, which is why I never play.  I lack co-ordination, so I'm thinking there would be a whole lot of missing the ball when I try to kick it!

 That usually happens to most people at least once unless you are Zis the Teabag King.

Doesn't Zis play soccer though, which would explain his expert kicking ability.

 Smokers Vs. Non-smokers is a good idea!

Why not?  As long as the teams even out, maybe we should do it.

Who would I play for then, since I'm a habitual quitter/re-starter? Currently now I consider myself a non-smoker...but then again, at Neil's party last weekend I had a bunch of smokes whilst wasted.

 It may depend on how much beer goes down before game time, it sounds like.

<---also smokes when wasted

 Amazing... I actually have that day off. So I'll be there!  Did I hear "keg of Jim Beam?!?" that would rule! haha.

Gary Carter:

Who would I play for then, since I'm a habitual quitter/re-starter? Currently now I consider myself a non-smoker...but then again, at Neil's party last weekend I had a bunch of smokes whilst wasted.

You'd be all-time defense.

This is shaping up to be a pretty wicked weekend!

Yea, since I've never purchased a kegger up in the TC area, I may need some help.  Where is a good place, as far as price/service, to get one?  Any suggestions are helpful.  I'm in NE Minneapolis, so close would be good too.

St. Anthony Liquors pricing is usually the best.  Reason being: they're owned by the city of St. Anthony, hence there are no city taxes on said alchohol.

MGM on Central's service is horrible, by the way.

 I'm pretty loyal to Plymouth Liquors when it comes to keg buying. I can't help with your 'hood, sorry.

Too bad Merwins doesn't carry kegs. They deliver almost anywhere (even way out into the burbs) for free and usually have good prices.

The MGM by me, had real cheap kegs of High life all last summer, but I haven't been in one in ages, so that's probably over.

LexTalionis:

I'm pretty loyal to Plymouth Liquors when it comes to keg buying.

Yes! Keep it in Vien's family, Lex.

Thanks y'all!  I'll get it reserved today, or tomorrow.  YAHOOOOOOOOO!

Ready to get your kickball on?