Taking a shit and not washing your hands....

WTF?  Seriously....It grosses me out.  I've worked for this company for about a month and a half...and in that time I've used the bathroom on 5 different occasions where the other fucker in the bathroom clearly took a shit and didn't wash their hands.  that's some fucked up shit and it makes me sick to my stomach.  The funniest moment I had was when the guy in the stall next to me did the fake "I'm washing my hands" deal where he turned on the water for a micro-second and "washed" his hands...you gotta be fuckin' kidding me!

Be glad you dont work where i work. there is ONE bathroom for 30+ people and they havent ever cleaned the thing. seriously. i have been there since august and they havent ever mopped or cleaned the bathroom. disgusting. 

 This is why I am not a fan of shaking people's hands... at least in the mid-east they use their left hand to wipe their ass so I've always felt more comfortable there shaing someone's hand than here in the states.

Gross.

Ha, you guys don't ever wanna shake my hand.

Ask any casino employee, they RARELY wash their hands (guests that is) and sometimes, they just run a little water over their hands then dry, as if they accidentally got something on their hand and they merely want to give themselves the idea that it is no longer a threat to (only) them... Nasty MoFo's!

We've got an element of mystery with this situation in our office. We have hand sanitizer stations outside our bafrooms and breakrooms, so sometimes people don't warsh knowing they can just use that instead (a friend of mine has admitted this, point blank). Plus, it's motion detected, so you don't even have to touch that dispenser. So yeah, if you're in the stall and notice someone got out and didn't wash as they exited, you never really know if they used the sanitizer after they were already out of the room, or if they just went dirty brown.

TMI time: I'm actually worse at aiming toilet paper than I am piss, so I have to wash all the time. I usually don't get any errant stinkies on my finger at home, but at work, I'm a loose cannon for some reason. So my hands become the Sahara from washing them all damn day.

 

I will never forget that disgusting H&R Block guy who did my taxes; all the while I had to smell his "hours old" shit that was clearly planted under his fingernails...dirtysumbitch.

Maybe every bathroom should include a bidet nowadays.

Those are fun even if you didn't just take a dump!

Sounds like a few of you have either dealt with people who wiped their hands on their ass, or you've done it yourselves....   am I the only one who has NEVER, EVER missed their own ass while wiping (and thus had their hands remain nice and clean)?  I mean, I know you can't see it, but still. 

Tissue paper does little to protect you from the bacteria in that ares. 

We did an experiment in Microbiology 348 where we tested bacterial transmission between 0-5 plys of toilet paper and found the bacterial growth to be hindered by more toilet paper but in no means prevented entirely and that little that makes it through is still enough to cause infection.

So if bacteria is a concern for you, wash your hands.

This thread is making me want to barf

 

This is why I carry hand santizer around with me, as well as in my apron at work... Ick. 

 The most common type of foodbourne illness is norovirus.

 The most common cause of norovirus outbreaks (in layman's terms "food poisoning") is due to poor hand hygiene by restaurant workers.  

 So, yep, if you've ever had the food poisoning... it was likely due to some nasty foodservice worker not washing after dropping the duece.

 

 Food for thought. (pun intended).

 

 

  

<--- just endured food poisoning hell for the first time in my life a couple of weeks ago. Blame is being placed on the Chinese restaurant I visited the day before. In hindsight, cleanliness issues should have been noticed at the time.

I wish there was a ray gun of some sort where you could zap your food to make it ok. I never want that to happen again.  

Hey sandwich connossieurs,

I got food poisoning at Mayslack's a few years ago.

Do whatever you want with that bit of trivia.

Newman:

The funniest moment I had was when the guy in the stall next to me did the fake "I'm washing my hands" deal where he turned on the water for a micro-second and "washed" his hands.

 

I see that ALL the time. I mean, whats the point of going through the effort to start the faucet and get your hands wet if you aren't going to use the soap? 

It's a halfhearted attempt at avoiding social stigma that results from not washing your hands after wiping arse.

I can't believe no one has brought this up yet, but....what the fuck is the point of wahsing your hands if you touch the sink handle that you just touched previously when you hards were dirty? or for that matter, the door knob leading out of the bathroom?

Now don't get me wrong here, you have to wash you hands because not doing so is disgusting; but you always have to have a clean, unused, dry paper dowel handy for opening the doors, turn off the sink, etc. Again, otherwise, whats the point of even bothering to wash your hands at all? I use the towel and after I'm completely out of the bathroom and toss the towel away, I use hand sanitizer I carry with me. I'm no germophobe, but I know that most people are pretty disgusting in their health habits.

Where I work we have automatic faucets and we have a trash can right by the door so people tend to open the door  with a paper towel, then toss the towel in the trash. HOWEVER, everyone still has to touch the office door handle. You can't win the war against poop particles. They are everywhere. The poop is out there.

Just have to use the hand sanitizer and deal the best you can.

Shitting in the sink

Really fuckin' stinks

I primarily only use hand sanitizer when I'm camping, or something equally as difficult to do the hand washing bit. It's all the same anyway, damned if you do, damned if you don't. If you're a germknob, you may weaken your immune system. If you're pig pen, you might get a parasite or something.

So...I just keep the vodka cold and the pinchie packed. Seems to iron everything out.  

Cockroach:

I primarily only use hand sanitizer when I'm camping, or something equally as difficult to do the hand washing bit. It's all the same anyway, damned if you do, damned if you don't. If you're a germknob, you may weaken your immune system. If you're pig pen, you might get a parasite or something.

So...I just keep the vodka cold and the pinchie packed. Seems to iron everything out.  

 

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