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April 2006 - Posts

[Edmonton Sun]

April 18, 2006

Train bash survivor thanking metal gods

By CP

RED DEER -- The metal gods were smiling on Jesse Maggrah.

The 20-year-old man was walking beside railway tracks on Sunday, the Norwegian heavy metal band Gorgoroth cranked on his portable CD player, when he was hit by a freight train.

Maggrah said he did hear the blast of the train horn just before he was hit.

"I tried to jump out of the way, but I guess not in time," he said yesterday from his bed at Red Deer Regional Hospital Centre.

"It was just instant. I was just walking and then I was on the ground. I wasn't sure what happened. Then I saw the train stopping up ahead. I thought, 'Holy crap, dude, you just got hit by a train.' "

Police say the engineer and conductor on the northbound Canadian Pacific Railway train saw the man on the tracks several kilometres south of Red Deer. The crew blew the whistle and attempted to stop, but they were only able to slow the train to about 50 kmh before hitting him.

Maggrah was thrown four to five metres from the tracks. Stunned, he moved his arms and legs to check for damage.

"I knew I was alive, so that was good."

He has several broken ribs, one which is poking into a lung, his doctors have told him. Maggrah is also very sore and stiff, and is having trouble walking.

Maggrah said he didn't hear the train over his music and he didn't feel anything through the ground.

"Maybe the metal gods above were smiling on me and they didn't want one of their true warriors to die on them. Otherwise, I'd be up there in the kingdom of steel."

Police say no charges are pending against the man.

Posted by gonzo | 1 comment(s)
Don't feel so bad that your iPod contains illegally-obtained music, because US President George Bush has also been stealing music. Check out this video, where he talks about his Beatles songs on his iPod, and of course, Beatles music is not yet available online. That means he must have ripped them from a CD. Last February, the RIAA said that ripping CDs is illegal. Welcome to the band of thieves, Mr. President.

We were just puzzled, though, why the president had music by The Archies on his iPod. Wonder which song? "Sugar Sugar?"

GW Bush's iPod contains "illegal" (according to RIAA) music
[boingboing]

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/portable-media/prez-a-music-thief-according-to-riaa-167611.php

[blatently stolen from GIZMODO for coolness]
Posted by gonzo | 4 comment(s)
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/home-entertainment/beatles-catalog-to-be-offered-on-itunes-166976.php

Former Beatles road manager and Apple Corps boss Neil Aspinall confirmed plans to remaster the Beatles catalog and offer it for download on the iTunes Music Store. Aspinall first talked publicly about those plans during the Apple Corps trial against Apple Computer in a UK court last week, and his statement was again confirmed by an Apple Corps spokeswoman.

The Beatles' record company wouldn't say when we'd be seeing the Beatles songs on iTunes, but did mention that the long-delayed move of the Fab Four's music to Apple's music service will be just one of a number of initiatives the company has planned.

UPDATE: The Beatles confirm online music plans [Macworld UK]
Posted by gonzo | with no comments
"In fact, the RIAA has been known to suggest that students drop out of college or go to community college in order to be able to afford settlements."
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